You’ve just had what any koala would reasonably consider a bad fur day. Three hours jamming in the studio with the bears, and all you got was one lousy riff. It’s been aeons since you managed to duplicate the success of your first hit, “Squeak To Me” (‘Aeons’ means a long, long time, longer than it takes to compile an Inform game. ‘Jamming’ means fooling around with your musical instruments, trying to make up a half-decent tune). You’re just about ready to go home, to your refrigerator full of Castlemaine (‘Castlemaine’ is a popular brand of beer in Australia) and play Hangman with your son Craig. Your roadie, Dave, honks angrily as you stand outside his truck.....