Eunoch’s Ball
Written by Philip Ramsey (Adult Adventure)
Walk Through with Dorothy Millard (Spectrum Version)
Red Herrings:
Black bag full of rubbish, vial of amyl nitrite, whip, photographs, nutcrackers, loofah, bra,
condom, inflatable doll, diary,
Walk Through
(Start on paving alongside a road), N (to north/south road), EXAMINE BOLLARD, N, N (to T Junction),
EXAMINE JUNCTION, LOOK (you see a black bag which only contains rubbish so leave it), W, W, N, N, N
(before house), EXAMINE DOORMAT (nailed down except for one corner), LIFT DOORMAT, LOOK, GET SILVER
KEY, EXAMINE SILVER KEY, S, S, (by gate), EXAMINE GATE, LOOK, GET ROPE, EXAMINE ROPE, S, E, E, S, S,
S, S (before door), EXAMINE DOOR (has a silver lock), UNLOCK DOOR (you enter the house to hall),
EXAMINE umbrella RACK, S (into kitchen), EXAMINE MICROWAVE, N, E (to lounge), EXAMINE STEREO, PLAY
CASSETTE, EXAMINE coffee TABLE, N (into drawing room), EXAMINE TABLE, S, E (to library), EXAMINE
LECTERN, EXAMINE BOOKS (one sticks out), PULL BOOK (a hidden door opens and you go north into the
study), EXAMINE TYPEWRITER, EXAMINE STUDY, GET VIAL, EXAMINE VIAL (amyl nitrite), DROP VIAL (it’s
a red herring), S, E (stairs), U, N (into bedroom), EXAMINE BED, LOOK IN DRAWER, LOOK, GET NIGHTIE,
EXAMINE NIGHTIE (sexy), E (into bathroom), EXAMINE BATH, TURN TAP (a hidden door opens and you go
south into a peculiar chamber), GET WHIP, EXAMINE WHIP, DROP WHIP, EXAMINE MANACLES, EXAMINE FRAME,
N, W, W (into second bedroom), EXAMINE BED, LOOK UNDER BED, LOOK, GET GOLD KEY, EXAMINE GOLD KEY,
LOOK BEHIND BED, LOOK (you find photographs), GET PHOTOGRAPHS, EXAMINE PHOTOGRAPHS, DROP
PHOTOGRAPHS, E, S, D (stairs), W, W, W, N (back outside), DROP SILVER KEY.
N, N, N, E (before house), EXAMINE DOOR (it has a gold lock), UNLOCK DOOR (you enter to the living
room), EXAMINE ARMCHAIRS, E (into kitchen), GET CAT, EXAMINE CAT, TALK TO CAT, GET NUTCRACKERS,
EXAMINE NUTCRACKERS, DROP NUTCRACKERS, EXAMINE KITCHEN, GET KNIFE, EXAMINE KNIFE, W, S (to hall),
EXAMINE HATSTAND, W (stairs), EXAMINE grandfather CLOCK, U (to bedroom), EXAMINE BED, LOOK UNDER
BED, GET LOOFAH, EXAMINE LOOFAH (suitable for washing your back), DROP LOOFAH, D, E, N, W (back
outside), DROP GOLD KEY, W, N (to T Junction), DROP BOOK, DROP NIGHTIE.
E, E (by fence), TALK TO WOMAN (she hurries off), N, N, W (to field), EXAMINE FIELD, LOOK, GET BRA,
EXAMINE BRA, DROP BRA, S, EXAMINE FIELD, LOOK, GET ten pound NOTE, EXAMINE NOTE, W, N, EXAMINE
CULVERT (the cover is flush - you need something slim to lever it), LEVER CULVERT (using the knife),
LOOK, GET BRASS KEY, EXAMINE BRASS KEY, N, EXAMINE COPSE, LOOK, GET CONDOM, EXAMINE CONDOM, DROP
CONDOM, E (by pond where the cat chases the duck), GET FEATHER, EXAMINE FEATHER, E (you have found
the source of the pool, a burst water main), W, W, S, S, E, N, E, S (by fence with a house east),
CLIMB FENCE.
(Before House), EXAMINE DOOR (is a yellow/brass colour), UNLOCK DOOR (you enter to the living room),
EXAMINE SOFA, EXAMINE FOOTSTOOL, S, U (to hall), EXAMINE PLAQUE, E (into bathroom), EXAMINE SCALES,
W, S (into bedroom), EXAMINE BED, SEARCH BEHIND BED, LOOK, GET BLACK KEY, EXAMINE WARDROBE (you hear
the front door slam and need to hide), OPEN WARDROBE (it is big enough to walk into), ENTER
WARDROBE, CLOSE DOORS, WAIT (until you hear movement and see a crack where the doors meet), EXAMINE
CRACK (you see a blond girl), EXAMINE CRACK, EXAMINE CRACK (she undresses), EXAMINE CRACK, EXAMINE
CRACK (she gets into bed), EXAMINE CRACK (all is quiet), EXAMINE WARDROBE, LOOK, GET CATSUIT,
EXAMINE CATSUIT (note it is leather), OPEN DOORS, LEAVE WARDROBE (the woman is asleep), TIE WOMAN
(using the rope - you tie her to the bed… she wakes and says she will never tell you the
password), TICKLE WOMAN (using the feather - the password is CAESAR), DROP FEATHER, N, W (the woman
has freed herself and rushes past), EXAMINE STATUE (it has a massive erection), EXAMINE ERECTION,
PULL ERECTION (you discover a secret room), GET VIBRATOR, EXAMINE VIBRATOR, S, E, N, N, W (back
outside), DROP BRASS KEY, CLIMB FENCE, S, W, W (back to T-Junction).
S (to north/south road), CROSS ROAD (you check for traffic before crossing to outside shop), S (into
newsagents by a magazine rack), GET MAGAZINE, EXAMINE MAGAZINE, W (by book shelf), GET PAPERBACK,
EXAMINE PAPERBACK, N (to counter), EXAMINE SHOPKEEPER, GIVE MONEY, E, CROSS ROAD, N (back to
T-Junction), GET NIGHTIE, GET BOOK.
W, W, N, N, N (before house), EXAMINE DOOR (it has a black lock), UNLOCK DOOR (you enter to lounge),
EXAMINE SETTEE, N (into kitchen), EXAMINE CUPBOARD, LOOK IN CUPBOARD, LOOK, GET TUB, EXAMINE TUB
(contains petroleum jelly), S, E (into box room), EXAMINE COMPUTER, EXAMINE GAME, PLAY GAME, N (into
bedroom), EXAMINE BED, LOOK, GET inflatable DOLL, EXAMINE, DOLL, DROP DOLL, LOOK UNDER BED, GET
DIARY, EXAMINE DIARY, DROP DIARY, S, S (into a grim passage), EXAMINE MIRROR, S (before door), OPEN
DOOR, S (into cellar), EXAMINE CHEST (locked - ignore it), EXAMINE CORNERS (you see writing),
EXAMINE WRITING (it says “Speak the password and move east”), SAY CAESAR (there is a grating
noise and a passage appears which you enter), E.
N (into cavern where a woman is reclining on a couch), EXAMINE WOMAN (she tells you that she wants
something sexy to wear in bed), GIVE NIGHTIE, E (another woman is here reclining on a couch),
EXAMINE WOMAN, GIVE VIBRATOR, W, W, EXAMINE WOMAN (she loves leather), GIVE CATSUIT (you can go
north from here if you have given her friends presents), N (by crude altar), EXAMINE ALTAR, LOOK
(you see a scroll), GET SCROLL, EXAMINE SCROLL, READ WRITING, W, N (into a homely cave where you
meet Grimwold the Dwarf), EXAMINE DWARF, TALK TO DWARF (he shows you his gold nugget), S, E, N (by
sundial), EXAMINE SUNDIAL.
W (mansion door), OPEN DOOR (you enter north into a passage), E, EXAMINE GUARD (he is bored), GIVE
PAPERBACK (he begins reading and neglects the exit he’s supposed to be guarding), E (into outer
harem), N (into a chamber), EXAMINE COUCH, S, S (into an unusual chamber), EXAMINE BEDS, N, E,
EXAMINE GUARD (bored!), GIVE BOOK (he neglects his duties), S (inner harem), S (to center of harem),
EXAMINE WOMEN, S (a door bars your progress east), EXAMINE DOOR, OPEN DOOR (it needs lubrication),
OIL DOOR (you smear petroleum jelly on it), OPEN DOOR (you enter the grand apartment and meet Uncle
Edon who says……..)
“So you succeeded; you passed the test. I’m late. You can take my place
until I get back from the ball. Feel free to make use of the perks……”
He takes the scroll and rushes out, leaving you reflecting that life
isn’t so bad after all…..
You have completed Eunoch’s Ball.
