Dazed and a wee-bit confused, you stumble blindly into the local saloon in your home town of Redneck, Alabama. Your best buddy, Billy-Bob Cornshucker, plops down next to you and buys you an ice cold "Lucky Lager" and asks, "Where the heck ya been boy?" You sigh, take a long tug on your beer, and proceed to tell the story of your grand adventure. "Well Billy-Bob", you say, "You just aint gonna believe this but..."