You are a bantam. Your partner, Courtney, has left the coop, so you work at the computer for awhile. But you miss her, so you walk down to the road where you see four lanes of traffic speeding past. You know you have to cross and keep crossing for however long it takes in order to get to your dear Courtney.
Notes
This was an entry in SmoochieComp.
The "chicken crossing the road" scenario is loosely based on the Atari 2600 game Freeway designed by David Crane and published by Activision in 1981.