Today is your day, Casa! On site at Parser United, wearing your special visitor's badge, you walk among the famous and the infamous. Oooh, look, there's the original adventurer from Adventure! He's sure had a lot of surgery. You gawk at animate marble statues and aqueous balls of slime in their soundstages. A flock of birds dressed as cowboys are shooting ineffectively at each other. A burst of acid gas to your right makes an entire set start to dissolve, and you dodge out of the way as it collapses. You hurry to catch up with your guide. This is it; your day to become an Interactive Fiction PC!
You still can't believe that they accepted your application. Of course, you know what to expect; you've read the brochures. An introductory video, some classes spread out over a few weeks. You've got it made.
You find your guide, and they usher you towards a low, squat building.