You: Blog. You've got a gas problem (lots of farty farts outya pants... A problem to say the least but, well ne,'er mind.
You're a young bloke from out d'ere in the boondocks (Outer zone planet Zark where shit happens an shit doesn't happen. Anyway: to hell with poesy and philos'fy. Onto the matter of cash-ola!
Ready?! Do not fear! It is not that you must go to the planet Spot-nyk and dare the dread dungeon HumbUg to return with the KryStAl-eyeszd I-ball.
We require your probing of the Swift and Waving sky kingdoms of Glerk.
This will be a challenge as you can't fly (although I have known some to suggest they have seen your fartiness propel you to the point of what some guess to be flight.
Anyway: down to it! I'm sorry to have in a sense ill-informed you before, but really, you DO have to succeed in the completion of the first task! And the second also... And you also have to do something about your bottom troubles.
Written by the author when he was 11 or 12. The game is unfinished.
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