You awake with a massive headache, evidence of an equally impressive drinking feast. Pity you don't remember anything about it. Speaking of which... you do remember that you weren't just carousing for the fun of it. You were drinking for a reason. But what reason...?
13th place (out of 24) in the 15th Annual Interactive Fiction Competition.
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Completely uninteresting - just a programming excercise, it seems.