Oh sure. College was fun. But then it was time to enter the real world. Your first day as an accountant wasn't too bad. Well, the first few minutes were fine. OK, actually even the first few minutes were really boring! It turns out that dad's advice wasn't so great after all.
Well, that's how you got into it--prehistoric DNA gathering, I mean. You work for Dinoworld, travelling back into the prehistoric to gather dinosaur samples for cloning. Oh sure, it's a dangerous job. Nowadays they wanted mostly eggs! Have you ever tried plucking a football-sized egg from under the watchful eye of a mommy tyrannosaur? Heck, you can't even get back to the present until you've loaded all the samples into Bot. Ah well, at there's none of that fake science fiction "changing probabilities" garbage to worry about. And it sure beats counting beans...
'At least,' you think to yourself as you strap on a high explosive grenade and a meter-long knife, 'At least I don't work for one of those psycho outfits like DinoLand!' Those goofballs will hire anyone!
Tied for 36th place (out of 38) in the 8th Annual Interactive Fiction Competition.
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