Captain's Log: Swollen
Stardate: 69 point 36C
These Are the Incredible Erotic Voyages Of Captain Stiffy Makane. His two-or-three-inch mission: to boldly go where no man has gone before, to seek out new life, to penetrate it in all manner of exciting ways.
Your first command: the Starship Turgidity, NCC-69105-DD. A Penetrator-class vessel, well suited to deep-space exploration and exploitation. And you, Captain Stiffy Makane--stop to think about that a bit, eh?
Captain Stiffy Makane, in charge of it all.
30th place (out of 51) in the 7th Annual Interactive Fiction Competition.
A parody of a 1997 adventure game.
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