You play Grumble Mullet, a skinny, workshy elf of little ambition. All you want is a quiet life, but early one morning you are rudely awoken by a flash and a bang. Standing at the foot of your bed is a tall man in long purple robes and a pointed hat, which is smoking slightly. “Greetings, Pogo Blaggins! I am the Wizard Grandalf, and I have a quest for you!”