LEO WANKER'S QUEST Spectrum 48 Peeny Pad Software PLC This is a horribly adolescent game, with so many sexual referents you want to throttle the writer and say "grow up". It must take a certain amount of confidence to even upload this game. EXAMINE is not an allowable verb. You must go about causing havoc and being as much of a prat as you can. Screwing women is not my idea of being a "prat." Ignore any references to the treasure chest – there is no chest in this game. You start at the forest of the JOYSTIX; you see honey, INVENTORY (nothing), TAKE HONEY, S (you bring back the treasure chest here), S, TAKE COIN, N, N, E, E (you see an axe), TAKE AXE, E (you see a bear), GIVE HONEY, S (in a cave), TAKE DUREX (you must assume that this is a prophylactic, i.e. condom), WEAR DUREX, W (you see a fat pleb with a dark scarf), E, S, W, UP, DOWN, W, (at a footpath), N (in the pub), DRINK THROUGH (I don't know how you are supposed to know that), S, E, S, TAKE PORNO, N, DOWN, KILL ROBOT (you see a dead Dave Marshall), S, (you see a troll), W, N, S, E, GIVE COIN, W, S, DROP PORNO, E (in the brothel), S, W, SCREW WOMAN, N, E, SCREW VIRGIN, S, W, W, N, W, DOWN (100%). Terri Sheehan 2007-10-08 ***************************************************** Displayed on the Classic Adventures Solution Archive: http://solutionarchive.com\