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Leo Wanker's Quest (Leo_Wankers_Quest.txt)

LEO WANKER'S QUEST
Spectrum 48
Peeny Pad Software PLC

This is a horribly adolescent game, with so many sexual referents you want to 
throttle the writer and say "grow up". It must take a certain amount of 
confidence to even upload this game. EXAMINE is not an allowable verb. You 
must go about causing havoc and being as much of a prat as you can. Screwing 
women is not my idea of being a "prat." Ignore any references to the treasure 
chest – there is no chest in this game.

You start at the forest of the JOYSTIX; you see honey, INVENTORY (nothing), 
TAKE HONEY, S (you bring back the treasure chest here), S, TAKE COIN, N, N, E, 
E (you see an axe), TAKE AXE, E (you see a bear), GIVE HONEY, S (in a cave), 
TAKE DUREX (you must assume that this is a prophylactic,  i.e. condom), WEAR 
DUREX, W (you see a fat pleb with a dark scarf), E, S, W, UP, DOWN, W, (at a 
footpath), N (in the pub), DRINK THROUGH  (I don't know how you are supposed 
to know that), S, E, S, TAKE PORNO, N, DOWN, KILL ROBOT (you see a dead Dave 
Marshall), S, (you see a troll), W, N, S, E, GIVE COIN, W, S, DROP PORNO, E 
(in the brothel), S, W, SCREW WOMAN, N, E, SCREW VIRGIN, S, W, W, N, W, DOWN 
(100%).

Terri Sheehan
2007-10-08

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